Hair is Up!

Veronica: And the next time some survey asks how happy you are, you check “very,” or I’ll give you something to be happy about. Ted: I’m not sure that makes any… Veronica: The hair is up. That’s all they hear

Two Other People

Veronica: Another time, another place. Two other people, it could have been magniflorious. Phil: You mean that? Veronica: I do. Particularly the part about two other people

Giving Up

Ted: Never give up. That’s what I always tell my daughter. She tells me to stop telling her, but I tell her I can’t, because that would be giving up

Weaponize a Pumpkin

Veronica: We want to weaponize a pumpkin. Ted: Then so do I. Because? Veronica: There’s a country with whom we do business that grows a great deal of pumpkins and would welcome additional uses for them. As well as cheaper ways to kill their enemies. Ted: Well, finally the pumpkin gets to do something besides Halloween. Veronica: Pie. Ted: Halloween and pie

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Better Off Ted Quick Info

Premiered: March 18, 2009
Genre: Situation Comedy
Theme: Office
Seasons: 02
Running time: 30 minutes (with commercials)
Original Channel: ABC

Next Episode
January 12, 2010

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Better Off Ted's Plot

The show is a satirical office comedy that focuses on Ted, the head of Research and Development at Veridian Dynamics. Veridian Dynamics is a large unscrupulous multinational corporation that values profits over morals. Ted is a single parent of a 7-year-old girl, Rose. At work, he oversees two research scientists Lem and Phil, and a head tester Linda, for whom he has romantic feelings.

His boss is Veronica, an emotionless and conscience-free woman with whom he once had an affair. ..read more

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